I can't stand makeup commercials. 'Do you need a lipstick that keeps your lips kissable?' No, I need a lipstick that gets me equal pay for equal work. How about an eye shadow that makes me stop thinking I'm too fat?

The thing that keeps the thoughts coming back is the power that you put in the thought that you can't think of it.

Get out of your house and go see some live performance, for God's sake. There are people creating things just outside your window.

Younger and younger, our children are seeing the sippy-cup as half empty.

I feel bad about that, that I worship celebrities... but their moods create weather.

I love festivals because they seem like more of an artsy, supportive attitude - which benefits a more theatrical performer sometimes with having theater and other non-club venues, as well as the audience being filled with other artists. It's nice to be with other comics, as usually at other road gigs, I'm solo for the most part.

I like all kinds of comedy. I like comedy that doesn't talk about real beliefs or serious thoughts, but then I also like the stuff that does. I think it just depends. It's a completely personal choice.