We’re all doing the best we can and sometimes it is not that good.

The thing that keeps the thoughts coming back is the power that you put in the thought that you can't think of it.

My therapist says I'm afraid of success. I guess I could understand that, because after all, fulfilling my potential would REALLY cut into my sitting-around time

When you're a comedian, you're just by yourself.

I have received more fulfillment and adulation than I would ever know what to do with in terms of show business.

Here's the Middle East. Here's the mosque, here's the church, open the temple, everybody's MAD!

Younger and younger, our children are seeing the sippy-cup as half empty.