I get sort of short with people and start grumbling and clearing my throat - in honor of my father - when I'm impatient. It's very charming.

I can't stand makeup commercials. 'Do you need a lipstick that keeps your lips kissable?' No, I need a lipstick that gets me equal pay for equal work. How about an eye shadow that makes me stop thinking I'm too fat?

Time flies when you are anxious!

I'm not looking for much, I just want, like, a really nice guy who has, you know, like a job... and the missing half of this golden amulet.

I feel bad about that, that I worship celebrities... but their moods create weather.

I find it creatively satisfying to write material and say it out loud in a public place, whether or not anyone's listening.

If you stay alive for no other reason do it for spite