I get sort of short with people and start grumbling and clearing my throat - in honor of my father - when I'm impatient. It's very charming.

If you stay alive for no other reason do it for spite

My therapist says I'm afraid of success. I guess I could understand that, because after all, fulfilling my potential would REALLY cut into my sitting-around time

I get sort of short with people and start grumbling and clearing my throat - in honor of my father - when I'm impatient. It's very charming.

I love festivals because they seem like more of an artsy, supportive attitude - which benefits a more theatrical performer sometimes with having theater and other non-club venues, as well as the audience being filled with other artists. It's nice to be with other comics, as usually at other road gigs, I'm solo for the most part.

Schizophrenia is hearing voices, not doing voices.

I express things through characters because I have a fear that my own voice is irritating because thats been said to me.