I feel bad about that, that I worship celebrities... but their moods create weather.

I find it creatively satisfying to write material and say it out loud in a public place, whether or not anyone's listening.

Sometimes I worry I don't want to get married as much as I'd like to be dipped in a vat of warm, rising bread dough.

People get really irritated by mental illness.

In L.A., a lot of comics live here, but we don't get to spend that much time together because we've got to drive 45 minutes home, or do another set. So in San Francisco we can hang out, go for dinner - the community aspect of it is really lovely, as well as seeing people's shows that you don't normally get to see a longer version of.

I just love that part of comedy, where you see somebody's jokes develop. They try something new to see what works, and I just love that part.

If you're ever if you're ever thinking, “Oh, but I'm a waste of space and I'm a burden,” remember: that also describes the Grand Canyon. Why don't you have friends and family take pictures of you from a safe distance? Revel in your majestic profile?