I'm not technically rich, but I do have a lot of s**t that I don't need, that I refuse to share with others.

I just love that part of comedy, where you see somebody's jokes develop. They try something new to see what works, and I just love that part.

Even if you're disgusting, and everyone is creeped out by you and thinks you're gross, you know, keep doing what you love!

I do some compassionate mindfulness every day. It's like a Buddhist thing. I tell myself that I'm doing a good job, that kind of thing. It makes me feel better.

Here's the Middle East. Here's the mosque, here's the church, open the temple, everybody's MAD!

People get really irritated by mental illness.

Sometimes I worry I don't want to get married as much as I'd like to be dipped in a vat of warm, rising bread dough.