I express things through characters because I have a fear that my own voice is irritating because thats been said to me.
Maria BamfordI find it creatively satisfying to write material and say it out loud in a public place, whether or not anyone's listening.
Maria BamfordHere's the Middle East. Here's the mosque, here's the church, open the temple, everybody's MAD!
Maria BamfordI do wanna get married. It just sounds great. You get to go grocery shopping together, rent videos, and the kissing and the hugging and the kissing and the hugging under the cozy covers. Mmmm! But sometimes I worry that I don't wanna get married as much as I want to get dipped in a vat of warm, rising bread dough. That might feel pretty good, too.
Maria Bamford