I find it creatively satisfying to write material and say it out loud in a public place, whether or not anyone's listening.

If you're ever if you're ever thinking, “Oh, but I'm a waste of space and I'm a burden,” remember: that also describes the Grand Canyon. Why don't you have friends and family take pictures of you from a safe distance? Revel in your majestic profile?

Schizophrenia is hearing voices, not doing voices.

Here's the Middle East. Here's the mosque, here's the church, open the temple, everybody's MAD!

I find it creatively satisfying to write material and say it out loud in a public place, whether or not anyone's listening.

I've never really thought of myself as depressed so much as I am paralyzed by hope.

When you're a comedian, you're just by yourself.