Here's the Middle East. Here's the mosque, here's the church, open the temple, everybody's MAD!

Some of my friends and family have tried to challenge me to do jokes that aren't as self-deprecating, where I genuinely express my own opinion in my own voice.

Younger and younger, our children are seeing the sippy-cup as half empty.

I love festivals because they seem like more of an artsy, supportive attitude - which benefits a more theatrical performer sometimes with having theater and other non-club venues, as well as the audience being filled with other artists. It's nice to be with other comics, as usually at other road gigs, I'm solo for the most part.

I just love that part of comedy, where you see somebody's jokes develop. They try something new to see what works, and I just love that part.

I express things through characters because I have a fear that my own voice is irritating because thats been said to me.

I can't stand makeup commercials. 'Do you need a lipstick that keeps your lips kissable?' No, I need a lipstick that gets me equal pay for equal work. How about an eye shadow that makes me stop thinking I'm too fat?