I have trouble watching singers because they are so sincere.

Here's the Middle East. Here's the mosque, here's the church, open the temple, everybody's MAD!

Get out of your house and go see some live performance, for God's sake. There are people creating things just outside your window.

Schizophrenia is hearing voices, not doing voices.

I can't stand makeup commercials. 'Do you need a lipstick that keeps your lips kissable?' No, I need a lipstick that gets me equal pay for equal work. How about an eye shadow that makes me stop thinking I'm too fat?

I have received more fulfillment and adulation than I would ever know what to do with in terms of show business.

I'm not looking for much, I just want, like, a really nice guy who has, you know, like a job... and the missing half of this golden amulet.