If every day of your life you are told by authority figures that the Earth is flat, you will be scared of falling off the edge whether you want to be or not.

Poor form in the gym is caused by insufficient yelling.

Opinions are like phasers - everybody ought to have one.

Physical strength is the most important thing in life. This is true whether we want it to be or not.

I can teach idiots to squat in ten minutes.

The only legitimate use for a glove is to cover an injury... A desire to prevent callus formation (possibly so as to not snag one's pantyhose) does not constitute a legitimate use. And if you do insist on wearing gloves, make sure they match your purse.

Your muscles cannot get "longer" without some rather radical orthopedic surgery.