I recommend that you change colleges.

There are no shortcuts. The fact that a shortcut is important to you means that you are a pussy.

The only legitimate use for a glove is to cover an injury... A desire to prevent callus formation (possibly so as to not snag one's pantyhose) does not constitute a legitimate use. And if you do insist on wearing gloves, make sure they match your purse.

But a hot gym is where most of us have trained before. Learn to deal with it: more water, more minerals, bigger balls.

Any idiot can get on a treadmill and watch TV and then take great pride in the fact they've ‘exercised.

Humans are not physically normal in the absence of hard physical effort.

Opinions are like phasers - everybody ought to have one.