What we're trying to do is get things fixed, not allow them to stay broke.

Exercise is not a thing we do to fix a problem - it is a thing we must do anyway, a thing without which there will always be problems

Strong people are harder to kill than weak people and more useful in general.

I don't even like Greg Glassman. I don't have a cult like allegiance to the guy. I really don't like him. He's too hard to get on the phone and he doesn't drink my kind of scotch.

There is no such thing as "firming and toning." There is only stronger and weaker.

Accumulating injuries are the price we pay for the thrill of not having sat around on our asses.

The only legitimate use for a glove is to cover an injury... A desire to prevent callus formation (possibly so as to not snag one's pantyhose) does not constitute a legitimate use. And if you do insist on wearing gloves, make sure they match your purse.