It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.
It has always been a peculiarity of the human race that it keeps two sets of morals in stock-the private and the real, and the public and the artificial.
Preachers are always pleasant company when they are off duty.
A few fly bites cannot stop a spirited horse.
Everything human is pathetic
There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.