Beautiful credit! The foundation of modern society.

There is more real pleasure to be gotten out of a malicious act, where your heart is in it, than out of thirty acts of a nobler sort.

There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it, and when he can.

It consists mainly of the storm of thoughts that is forever blowing through one's head.

English humor is hard to appreciate, though, unless you are trained to it. The English papers, in reporting my speeches, always put 'laughter' in the wrong place.

The unspoken word is capital. We can invest it or we can squander it.

Truth is stranger than fiction-to some people, but I am measurably familiar with it.