No man has an appreciation so various that his judgment is good upon all varieties of literary work.

Temper is what gets most of us into trouble. Pride is what keeps us there.

Tell the truth or trump-but get the trick.

I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's.

Seventy is old enough. After that there is too much risk.

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.