I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me.

In the real world, nothing happens at the right place at the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to correct that.

The jury system puts a ban upon intelligence and honesty and a premium upon ignorance, stupidity and perjury.

Once I talked to the inmates of an insane asylum in Hartford. I have talked to idiots a thousand times, but only once to the insane.

What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.

In Boston they ask, how much does he know? In New York, how much is he worth? In Philadelphia, who were his parents?

It must be well-nigh a maximum of sense to behave so that one escapes being hanged.