One of life's most over-valued pleasures is sexual intercourse; of one of life's least appreciated pleasures in defecation.
Mark TwainStripping away the irrational, the illogical, and the impossible, I am left with atheism. I can live with that.
Mark TwainThe average American may not know who his grandfather was. But the American was, however, one degree better off than the average Frenchman who, as a rule, was in considerable doubt as to who his father was.
Mark Twain