I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

Those people.... early stricken of God, intellectually - the departmental interpreters of the laws in Washington... can always be depended on to take any reasonably good law and interpret the common sense all out of it.

A sense of humor is the one thing no one will admit to not having.

In religion and politics people’s beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand, and without examination, from authorities who have not themselves examined the questions at issue but have taken them at second-hand from other non-examiners, whose opinions about them were not worth a brass farthing.

Like most people, I often feel mean, and act accordingly.

But old fools is the biggest fools there is.

Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.