I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

I was young and foolish then; now I am old and foolisher.

You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.

Memories which someday will become all beautiful when the last annoyance that encumbers them shall have faded out of our minds.

I have stopped smoking now and then, for a few months at a time, but it was not on principle, it was only to show off; it was to pulverize those critics who said I was a slave to my habits and couldn't break my bonds.

Does the human being reason? No; he thinks, muses, reflects, but does not reason...that is, in the two things which are the peculiar domain of the heart, not the mind, politics and religion. He doesn't want to know the other side. He wants arguments and statistics for his own side, and nothing more.