The two Testaments are interesting, each in its own way. The Old one gives us a picture of these people's Deity as he was before he got religion, the other one gives us a picture of him as he appeared afterward.

There are no wild animals until man makes them so.

I am the entire human race compacted together. I have found that there is no ingredient of the race which I do not possess in either a small way or a large way.

Humor is man's greatest blessing.

We called him Barney for short. We couldn't use his real name, there wasn't time.

If true, rarely beautiful. If beautiful, rarely true.

Rags, wretchedness, poverty and dirt, those signs and symbols that indicate the presence of [Muslim] rule more surely than the crescent-flag itself, abound.