The two Testaments are interesting, each in its own way. The Old one gives us a picture of these people's Deity as he was before he got religion, the other one gives us a picture of him as he appeared afterward.

Switzerland would me a mighty big place if it were ironed flat.

The secret of making progress is to get started.

At 50, a man can be an ass without being an optimist but not an optimist without being an ass

A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.

An adventure is something that while it's happening you wish it wasn't.

This is the only sane clerical the earthquake has exposed to view yet.