Life is short, break the rules.

When politics enter into municipal government, nothing resulting therefrom in the way of crimes and infamies is then incredible. It actually enables one to accept and believe the impossible.

Experience teaches us only one thing at a time - and hardly that, in my case.

Learning to play two pairs is worth about as much as a college education, and about as costly.

Nothing seems to please a fly so much as to be taken for a currant; and if it can be baked in a cake and palmed off on the unwary, it dies happy.

Armor is heavy, yet it is a proud burden, and a man standeth straight in it.

All Congresses and Parliaments have a kindly feeling for idiots, and a compassion for them, on account of personal experience and heredity.