Life is short, break the rules.

This is the year 1492. I am eighty-two years of age. The things I am going to tell you are things which I saw myself as a child and as a youth.

Christianity will doubtless still survive in the earth ten centuries hence- stuffed and in a museum.

Sagebrush is a very fair fuel, but as a vegetable it is a distinguished failure. Nothing can abide the taste of it but the jackass and his illegitimate child the mule.

Experience, the only logic sure to convince a diseased imagination and restore it to rugged health.

the more I know about people, the better I like my dogs.

Do one thing every day you don't want to do.