If a person offends you, and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional or not, do not resort to extreme measures; simply watch your chance, and hit him with a brick.
Names are not always what they seem.
Do right and you will be conspicuous.
A discriminating irreverence is the creator and protector of human liberty.
It is a shameful thing to insult a child.
I have only one moral precept; never smoke more than five cigars at a time.