Our Bible reveals to us the character of our god with minute and remorseless exactness... It is perhaps the most damnatory biography that exists in print anywhere. It makes Nero an angel of light and leading by contrast.

The funniest things are the forbidden.

Adam was the luckiest man in the world. He had no mother-in-law.

The government is merely a servant―merely a temporary servant; it cannot be its prerogative to determine what is right and what is wrong, and decide who is a patriot and who isn't. Its function is to obey orders, not originate them.

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.

If you will notice, there is seldom a telegram in a paper which fails to show up one or more members & beneficiaries of our Civilization as promenading with his shirt-tail up & the rest of his regalia in the wash.

It is a wise child that knows its own father, and an unusual one that unreservedly approves of him.