I was born lazy. I am no lazier now than I was forty years ago, but that is because I reached the limit forty years ago. You can't go beyond possibility.

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Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.

To be vested with enormous authority is a fine thing; but to have the on-looking world consent to it is finer.

An American has not seen the United States until he has seen Mardi-Gras in New Orleans.

A little more kindness, A little less speed, A little more giving, A little less greed, A little more smile, A little less frown, A little less kicking, A man while he's down, A little more "We", A little less "I", A little more laugh, A little less cry, A little more flowers, On the pathway of life, And fewer on graves, At the end of the strife.

All schools, all colleges have two great functions: to confer, and to conceal valuable knowledge.