The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

We all belong to the nasty stinking little human race, & of course it is not nice for God's beloved vermin to scoff at each other... Oh, we are a nasty little lot-& to think there are people who would like to save us & continue us. It won't happen if I have any influence.

We may not doubt that society in heaven consists mainly of undesirable persons.

What work I have done I have done because it has been play. If it had been work I shouldn't have done it. . . . The work that is really a man's own work is play and not work at all. . . . When we talk about the great workers of the world we really mean the great players of the world.

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it.

Thanksgiving day. Let us all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks now, but the turkeys.

Sacred cows make the best hamburger.