I do not know what we should do without the pulpit. We could better spare the sun-the moon, anyway.
Mark TwainThe proverb says that Providence protects children and idiots. This is really true. I know because I have tested it.
Mark TwainThe finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.
Mark TwainIt is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. Heaven is by favor; if it were by merit your dog would go in and you would stay out. Of all the creatures ever made he (man) is the most detestable. Of the entire brood, he is the only one...that possesses malice. He is the only creature that inflicts pain for sport, knowing it to be pain. The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to the other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creature that cannot.
Mark Twain