Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
This is the only sane clerical the earthquake has exposed to view yet.
I'm the only person who has ever found the right way to build an autobiography.
Nothing incites to money-crimes like great poverty or great wealth.
I wrote 'Tom Sawyer' and 'Huck Finn' for adults exclusively, and it always distressed me when I find that boys and girls have been allowed access to them. The mind that becomes soiled in youth can never again be washed clean.
A good memory and a tongue tied in the middle is a combination which gives immortality to conversation.