An adventure is something that while it's happening you wish it wasn't.
Always tell the truth. That way you don't have to remember what you said.
Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.
To someone with a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
My father was a Saint Bernard, my mother was a Collie, but I am a Presbyterian.
Sane and intelligent human beings are like all other human beings, and carefully and cautiously and diligently conceal their private real opinions from the world and give out fictitious ones in their stead for general consumption.