Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
Mark TwainIt is an important thing, in our never-ending pursuit of happiness, to stop and just be happy for a while.
Mark TwainThe average American may not know who his grandfather was. But the American was, however, one degree better off than the average Frenchman who, as a rule, was in considerable doubt as to who his father was.
Mark TwainOur opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to someone else.
Mark TwainThe humorist who invented trial by jury played a colossal practical joke upon the world, but since we have the system we ought to try and respect it. A thing which is not thoroughly easy to do, when we reflect that by command of the law a criminal juror must be an intellectual vacuum, attached to a melting heart and perfectly macaronian bowels of compassion.
Mark Twain