Every one knew he could foretell wars and famines, though that was not so hard, for there was always a war, and generally a famine somewhere.
Mark TwainOnly kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we.'
Mark TwainIn the real world, nothing happens at the right place at the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to correct that.
Mark Twain