So I became a newspaperman. I hated to do it but I couldnt find honest employment.
In love, you pay as you leave.
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
The reason most people don't go to church is because they've already been.
I pity the fellow who has to create a dialect or paraphrase the dictionary to get laughs. I can't spell, but I have never stooped to spell cat with a 'k' to get at your funny bone. I love a drink, but I never encouraged drunkenness by harping on its alleged funny side.
How far we travel in life matters far less than those we meet along the way.