All my life I have been honest-comparatively honest. I could never use money I had not made honestly-I could only lend it.
Mark TwainDeep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out.
Mark TwainA banker is somebody who lends you an umbrella & takes it away as soon as it starts raining.
Mark TwainIt is a good thing to write for the amusement of the public, but it is a far higher and nobler thing to write for their instruction, their profit, their actual and tangible benefit.
Mark Twain