There is nothing in the world like persuasive speech to fuddle the mental apparatus.

Make your vacation your vocation.

I have learned that there lies dormant in the souls of all men a penchant for some particular musical instrument an an unsuspected yearning to play on it, which are bound to wake up an demand attention someday. Therefore you who rail at such that disturb your slumbers with unsuccessful and demoralizing attempts to subjugate a guitar, beware! For sooner or later your own time will come.

Tell the truth or trump-but get the trick.

The English are mentioned in the Bible; Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages.

Each season brings a world of enjoyment and interest in the watching of its unfolding, its gradual harmonious development, its culminating graces-and just as one begins to tire of it, it passes away and a radical change comes, with new witcheries and new glories in its train.