But we love the Old Travelers. We love to hear them prate and drivel and lie.

The New York papers have long known that no large question is ever really settled until I have been consulted.

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation.

When I am king they shall not have bread and shelter only, but also teachings out of books, for a full belly is little worth where the mind is starved.

Benefit of clergy: Half-rate on the railroad.

Fortune knocks at every man's door once in a life, but in a good many cases the man is in a neighboring saloon and does not hear her.

Tight pants are just uncomfortable.