Strange a God who mouths Golden Rules and forgiveness, then invented hell; who mouths morals to other people and has none Himself; who frowns upon crimes yet commits them all; who created man without invitation, then tries to shuffle the responsibility for man's acts upon man, instead of honorably placing it where it belongs, upon Himself; and finally with altogether divine obtuseness, invites this poor, abused slave to worship Him!
Mark TwainIf you should rear a duck in the heart of the Sahara, no doubt it would swim if you brought it to the Nile.
Mark TwainGood breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
Mark Twain