Never miss an opportunity to shut up.

As one boy said, 'I was thinking all these horrible thoughts about my parents when suddenly it hit me-if they're all that bad, how come I'm so wonderful'

If it would not look too much like showing off, I would tell the reader where New Zealand is.

To avoid lying, do nothing that needs covering.

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness

The peoples furthest from civilization are the ones where equality between man and woman are furthest apart-and we consider this one of the signs of savagery.

Never do wrong when people are looking.