Custom is petrification, nothing but dynamite can dislodge it for a century.
The only certainties in life are death and taxes.
Good fathers not only tell us how to live, they show us.
If one is honest there is no need to remember.
I have never taken any exercise, except sleeping and resting, and I never intend to take any. Exercise is loathsome. And it cannot be any benefit when you are tired; and I was always tired.
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.