Travel is fatal to bigotry.

Note that venerable proverb: Children and fools always speak the truth. The deduction is plain: adults and wise persons never speak it.

You meet people who forget you. You forget people you meet. But sometimes you meet those people you can't forget. Those are your 'friends

Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

You have heretofore found out, by my teachings, that man is a fool; you are now aware that woman is a damned fool.

I simply can't resist a cat, particularly a purring one.

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.