Ah, if he could only die temporarily!

Don't go to sleep, so many people die there.

I do not want Michael Angelo for breakfast-but for luncheon-for dinner- for tea-for supper-for between meals.

Next you'd see a raft sliding by, away off yonder, and maybe a galoot on it chopping. . . you'd see the ax flash and come down-you don't hear nothing; you see the ax go up again, and by the time it's above the man's head then you hear the k'chunk!-it had took all that time to come over the water.

The unexamined life may not be worth living, but the life too closely examined may not be lived at all.

The only certainties in life are death and taxes.

There isn't any way to libel the human race.