Oh Death where is thy sting! It has none. But life has.

Let us consider that we are all partially insane. It will explain us to each other; it will unriddle many riddles; it will make clear and simple many things which are involved in haunting and harassing difficulties and obscurities now.

Whenever a copyright law is to be made or altered, then the idiots assemble.

Man can seldom - very, very, seldom - fight a winning fight against his training; the odds are too heavy.

There is no salvation for us but to adopt Civilization and lift ourselves down to its level.

What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.

I begin to see that a man's got to be in his own heaven to be happy.