What do you think of the human mind? I mean, in case you think there is a human mind.

...many foolish persons, wanderers from other parts, have the vain fashion of graving their names and the obscure places whence they come, upon its stones, which is silly and marketh the doer for a fool.

If ignorance is bliss, why isn't the world happier?

We may not pay Satan reverence, for that would be indiscreet, but we can at least respect his talents.

All you drunkards: Put down the intoxicating Vanity Metrics.

No man that has ever lived has done a thing to please God--primarily. It was done to please himself, then God next.

Monarchies, aristocracies, and religions....there was never a country where the majority of the people were in their secret hearts loyal to any of these institutions.