We all do no end of feeling, and we mistake it for thinking.

Data is like garbage. You'd better know what you are going to do with it before you collect it.

Figures often beguile me, particularly when I have the arranging of them myself; in which case the remark attributed to Disraeli would often apply with justice and force: "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."

Doesn't make any difference who we are or what we are, there's always somebody to look down on.

To be great, truly great, you have to be the kind of person who makes the others around you great.

It's so damned humiliating.

Do you reckon Tom Sawyer was satisfied after all them adventures?