Everybody's private motto: It's better to be popular than right.

Humor is man's greatest blessing.

If I had more time, I would have written less.

What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.

Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use.

When the world is made to be idiot-proof, the world will become overpopulated with idiots.

Patriotism is usually the refuge of the scoundrel. He is the man who talks the loudest.