I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever.

There isn't anything so grotesque or so incredible that the average human being can't believe it.

In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.

How charmed I am when I overhear a German word which I understand!

There's always something about your success that displeases even your best friends.

If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later.

Anybody can have ideas-the difficulty is to express them without squandering a quire of paper on an idea that ought to be reduced to one glittering paragraph.