All schools, all colleges, have two great functions: to confer, and to conceal, valuable knowledge. The theological knowledge which they conceal cannot justly be regarded as less valuable than that which they reveal. That is, when a man is buying a basket of strawberries it can profit him to know that the bottom half of it is rotten.

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The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

What a man misses mostly in heaven is company.

All generalizations are false, including this one.

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.