When one reads Bibles, one is less surprised at what the Deity knows than at what He doesn't know.
If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be — a Christian.
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.
A street in Constantinople is a picture which one ought to see once-not oftener.
All Congresses and Parliaments have a kindly feeling for idiots, and a compassion for them, on account of personal experience and heredity.