It is not a new thing for a thoroughly good and well-meaning preacherยดs soft heart to run away with his soft head.
Mark TwainFrance has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country.
Mark TwainWhen the Lord finished the world, he pronounced it good. That is what I said about my first work, too. But Time, I tell you, Time takes the confidence out of these incautious opinions. It is more than likely that He thinks about the world, now, pretty much as I think about the Innocents Abroad. The fact is, there is a trifle too much water in both.
Mark Twain