Each nation knowing it has the only true religion and the only sane system of government, each despising all the others, each an ass and not suspecting it.
A sound heart is a surer guide than an ill-trained conscience.
None of us can have as many virtues as the fountain-pen, or half its cussedness; but we can try.
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
Children and fools always speak the truth
If you have nothing to say, say nothing.