But that's always the way; it don't make no difference whether you do right or wrong, a person's conscience ain't got no sense, and just goes for him anyway. If I had a yaller dog that didn't know no more than a person's conscience does I would pison him. It takes up more room than all the rest of a person's insides, and yet ain't no good, nohow.

Those who do not read the news are uninformed. Those who do are misinformed.

He was such a good man that people hated to see him coming.

That reminds me to remark, in passing, that the very first official thing I did, in my administration-and it was on the first day of it, too-was to start a patent office; for I knew that a country without a patent office and good patent laws was just a crab, and couldn't travel any way but sideways or backways.

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

In all the ages, three-fourths of the support of the great charities has been conscience money.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.