The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow.
Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
You can't throw too much style into a miracle.
The first time a student realizes that a little learning is a dangerous thing is when he brings home a poor report card.
Optimist: Person who travels on nothing from nowhere to happiness.
Good judgment comes from experience. And where does experience come from? Experience comes from bad judgment.