The less a man knows the bigger the noise he makes and the higher the salary he commands.

A man's first duty is to his own conscience and honor; the party and country come second to that, and never first.

For we were little Christian children and early learned the value of forbidden fruit.

It is my belief that nearly any invented quotation, played with confidence, stands a good chance to deceive.

Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed

On with dance, let joy be unconfined, is my motto; whether there's any dance to dance or any joy to unconfined.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.