Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.
Human Beings are the only animals that blush, or need to.
Simplified spelling is all right, but, like chastity, you can carry it too far.
If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be — a Christian.
The idea that a baby doesn't amount to anything! Why, one baby is just a house and a front yard full by itself. One baby can, furnish more business than you and your whole Interior Department can attend to. He is enterprising, irrepressible, brimful of lawless activities.
A banker is somebody who lends you an umbrella & takes it away as soon as it starts raining.