Where a blood relation sobs, an intimate friend should choke up, a distant acquaintance should sigh, a stranger should merely fumble sympathetically with his handkerchief.
Mark TwainDrag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it.
Mark TwainA man who keeps company with glaciers comes to feel tolerably insignificiant by and by. The Alps and the glaciers together are able to take every bit of conceit out of a man and reduce his self-importance to zero if he will only remain within the influence of their sublime presence long enough to give it a fair and reasonable chance to do its work.
Mark TwainA man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.
Mark Twain