These people´s God has shown them by a million acts that he respects none of the Bible´s statues. He breaks every one of them himself, adultery and all.

To do good is noble. To tell others to do good is even nobler and much less trouble.

Good judgment comes from experience. And where does experience come from? Experience comes from bad judgment.

A reputable lawyer will advise you to keep out of the law, make the best of a foolish bargain, and not get caught again.

It is easy to find fault, if one has that disposition. There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that there were too many prehistoric toads in it.

Hardly a man in the world has an opinion upon morals, political, or religion which he got otherwise than through his associations and sympathies.

You may have noticed that the less I know about a subject the more confidence I have, and the more new light I throw on it.