These people´s God has shown them by a million acts that he respects none of the Bible´s statues. He breaks every one of them himself, adultery and all.

The finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.

It is easier for a cannibal to enter the Kingdom of Heaven through the eye of a rich man's needle that it is for any other foreigner to read the terrible German script.

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart-a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation.

Humor is the good natured side of a truth.

Every man is wholly honest to himself and to God, but not to any one else.