The reason most people don't go to church is because they've already been.
I was dead for millions of years before I was born and it never inconvenienced me a bit.
I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.
The Book of Mormon is chloroform in print
When there was room on the ledge outside of the pots and boxes for a cat, the cat was there- in sunny weather- stretched at full length, asleep and blissful, with her furry belly to the sun and a paw curved over her nose.