A woman springs a sudden reproach upon you which provokes a hot retort, and then she will presently ask you to apologize.
Mark TwainI was warned to stop smoking, which I did, for two or three days, but it was too lonesome, and I have resumed - in a modified way - 4 smokes a day instead of 40. This will have a good effect. On the bank balance.
Mark TwainIt is the will of God that we must have critics and missionaries and congressmen and humorists, and we must bear the burden
Mark TwainI have a religion-but you will call it blasphemy. It is that there is a God for the rich man but none for the poor.....Perhaps your religion will sustain you,will feed you-I place no dependence in mine. Our religions are alike, though, in one respect-neither can make a man happy when he is out of luck.
Mark Twain