In the laboratory there are no fustian ranks, no brummagem aristocracies; the domain of Science is a republic, and all its citizens are brothers and equals, its princes of Monaco and its stonemasons of Cromarty meeting, barren of man-made gauds and meretricious decorations, upon the one majestic level!

The fact is, the king was a good deal more than a king, he was a man; and when a man is a man, you can't knock it out of him.

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

Those who do not read the news are uninformed. Those who do are misinformed.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

Homely truth is unpalatable.

the more I know about people, the better I like my dogs.